A seagull won my respect and my crumbs today.

I’ve never seen a seagull patrol his alleged territory so viciously. He seriously had about a third of North Court at Melbourne Uni to himself, as a result of his herculean efforts to peck and scratch every single other bird that came near.

His fly-zone was pretty much centered on me, which made it seem like he was protecting me and my food. So i named him Cerberus.

He deservedly got the crumbs from my meal.

  1. divide-by-zero posted this